can someone tell me a FUNNY joke?

Debora Soliani: 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm theyare.3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.4. Men are like .....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite surewhy.5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually headright for your hips.6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.8. Men are like .. Government Bonds ... . They take soooooooo long tomature.9. Men are like .. Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign ofemotion.10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a littlewhile.11. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.12. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the restare handicapped. ...Show more

Roxane ! Leathers: Don’t eat the watermelonsThe farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!”He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: “NOW THERE ARE TWO!”...Show more

Norine Lomonte: How bout a yo mama comic story LOL.. My dad instructed me this one after we had been little. (and whilst my mother wasnt there Lol) Your mother is so dumb, you noticed her staring on the orange juice carton, and while you requested why, she responded, "seeing that it says 'pay attention'" Lol, it regularly makes me chuckle..

Jose Calaycay: I broke up with my trophy wife because she isn't first place.

Alonso Crehan: so a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on a farm wh! ere they weren't supposed to be. the farmer went looking for t! hem so they all ran and hid. the brunette hid in the barn with the chickens, the redhead hid with the cows, and the blonde hid in the barn with the potatoes. so the farmer comes to the first barn says "is anyone in here?" and the brunette replied "bock bock bock." the farmer moved on and came to the next barn and said "is anyone in here?" and the redhead replied "moo." then he moves on to the third barn and asked "is anyone in here?" and the blonde replied "POTATO POTATO!"i'm a blonde but i still thought this was a good joke. hope you enjoyed it!:)...Show more

Antonia Mogg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0bwL_cKH-4